Why LuckyDust Works
LuckyDust is proven to work 98% of the time. Here is the science.
A basic golf rule of thumb is that a normal golf putt on a standard green will miss laterally by a percentage of length of the putt. The amount varies depending on the course and other variables, such as the quality of the golf ball, the green, the weather and the skill of the person putting.
But a standard deviation has a variable of 2%. So, for example, a 24 foot putt will miss the hole by about 6 inches or 15 centimetres if you are playing abroad. So this means that 32% of easily holed 6 inch putts will be 1.5 inches off-line by the time they reach the hole.
As you can now see, by reducing the deviation by a small percentage point LuckyDust will improve your putting averages and so improve your handicap.
The Science Behind LuckyDust
LuckyDust advanced formula works and follows Sir Issacs Newton's first law of motion, which is that an object moves in a straight line in the absence of any external forces acting against the object. The same law states that a curved path ensues when another force acts against the ball. This alternative force is often simply the build of invisible bad luck particles.
LuckyDust also works by increasing the putters positively charged electrons and reducing the negative charged particles. We all know the positive effect of Ruben’s positivity theory.
The friction caused by rubbing LuckyDust onto the surface of the putter increases the magnetic particles surrounding the contact point of the ball and putter. The net result is that the ball will leave the putter in a straightened flight path due to combination of increased centrifugal force and positivity and so reducing any deviation.
=sum(A x P) = L Aptitude multiplied with Persistence equals Luck
Important InstructionsHow to apply LuckyDust
Please read these instructions carefully. Failure to follow instructions can lead to arguments. Do not apply LuckyDust whilst under the influence of alcohol or whilst operating machinery. Do not feed LuckyDust to Ducks.
Read the instructions
First read the instructions twice in case you are a slow reader
Unpack the LuckyDust
Open the packet and take the LuckyDusk out of the packaging. Care do not go near a fire when applying LuckyDust as fire’s can be hot.
Take out your putter
Carefully take your putter out of its golf bag and lay on your lap.
Apply the LuckyDust
Sprinkle the LuckyDust over your putter until you “feel” the luck return. You can save the remaining LuckyDust for future uses.
Always wear gloves when applying LuckyDust when the outside temperature is below 5. This prevents your hands from getting cold
The makers of LuckyDust guarantee that if you apply LuckyDust to your putter and then practice on the putting green for two hours every day your golf putting will improve by as much as 100% over a long period of time.
"Practice makes permanent"
Avoid the build up of bad luck particles
Hover over the image to see how bad luck particles look under a microscope.
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DISCLAIMER
LuckyDust should not be eaten It is not suitable for children or small dogs as it doesn’t taste that good. All facts on this website were correct at time of writing but may be changed at any time due to a new fact coming to light. LuckyDust does not accept any responsibility for any bad putting scores or damage to your putter caused by the customer banging their club on the ground in frustration. LuckyDust should be taken with a pinch of salt at all times. If someone believes everything they read on this site to be true, they should seek professional help.
LuckyDust does not work for golfers who don’t practice.
WHAT DO OUR CUSTOMERS SAY ABOUT LuckyDust
OUR LATEST NEWS
A person from the deep south of the United States of America has started litigation of $27bn against LuckyDust for misleading statements about golf. The plaintiff has demanded the fee or threatened the website with global destruction if they don’t hand over all their LuckyDust to the United Nations and allow dust inspectors to enter their offices in Ilford ensuring no further LuckyDust is manufactured. A spokesman for LuckyDust said that LuckyDust is only used for peaceful purposes and that no LuckyDust is kept on the premises overnight.
A man playing at Wanstead Golf Course near Essex recently scored a hole in one of the par three 9th hole. Dave replied that he was using LuckyDust, but the hole in one was a pure fluke and had nothing to do with LuckyDust on that occasion. Although he went on to say that he holed a 25 foot down hill putt later in the day which he claimed he meant, but later in the 19th hole he attributed the long putt to an earlier application of LuckyDust.
LuckyDust is planning on launching a rocket to the moon where it has been reported a large quantity of pure LuckyDust is available near the sea of tranquillity. A spokesman for NASA declined to comment, LuckyDust representatives argued that the large deposit of LuckyDust must be true, as why else would NASA try to hide the fact. More to follow on this story.
Claims that LuckyDust don’t work and some of the claims made by the manufacturers are exaggerated have been severely condemned by a range of leading average golfers. “That’s typical of the world today”, said Steve from Wanstead, “no credit is given to anyone who invents a miracle cure for something these days”….
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